What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 00:17

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?
Moonraker
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
How did you as a human being change while growing up?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
What was your wildest experience as a lesbian?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Octopussy
How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Goldfinger
-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Diamonds Are Forever
Dr No
Why do people believe that global warming is man made?
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.