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What movies have not aged well?

14.06.2025 00:17

What movies have not aged well?

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How do you explain the involvement of a mainland Chinese visitor, her local relative, and a 65-year-old friend of the latter in the suspected money laundering case seized by Hong Kong police?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Do straight guys like to have sex with men when they smoke meth?

Moonraker

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

Is it ok to be spanked by your parents if you are not in bed in your set bedtime?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

How did you as a human being change while growing up?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Octopussy

How can someone effectively handle a targeted individual?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Im not transphobic/homophobic but, am I in the wrong for being uncomfortable when a trans person comes into the lockeroom? I just dont want them to stare at me while Im changing.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

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-”Ah so!”

A View to a Kill

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Is the Philippines PH a poor 3rd world or 4th world country forever and forever?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Why cant I sleep? When I'm about to fall asleep, I get excited that im about to sleep, causing me to wake up again. It repeats till my sleepiness is gone. I tried taking melatonin and not using my phone, but I end upawake for hours.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Diamonds Are Forever

Dr No

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Do humans know everything they need to know?